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Monday January 23rd, 2012

Yes, I realize I haven’t updated this blog in a long time.  And that’s due in part to numerous horse shit excuses valid reasons:

• The battery to my camera remote died (you see, I use the remote to take pictures of myself because I like to accomplish all of my vain activities alone before I share them with everyone on the internet and the concept of getting someone else to take the photos is FAR TOO SOCIALLY OVERWHELMING)
• I have yet to buy a new remote battery on account of I am lazier than an overweight tween with no arms or legs or ambition 

But I did manage to add “buy remote battery” to my to-do list today.  I feel like Tava Smiley from TLC’s short-lived “Clean House” should be giving me a weird hug-high-five combo to celebrate me being not the complete picture of awfulness.  Fun story, I originally thought it was ‘Travis’ Smiley from Clean House.  Turns out, not the case.

Also, I decided to post this entry to give me some sort of social accountability to update this piece of shit fun blog!  

So here’s what I’m wearing today:

• A mens Russell brand gray sweatshirt (ha, Russell Brand - I saw him at a juice place the other day - his head is like an Easter Island statue). This sweatshirt says “I fart into my couch cushions”.   
• A pair of pink and purple tie-dyed Old Navy pajama pants cut into capris. I tie-dyed these in high school with a couple of girls on my track team to wear to track meets because that’s what you do in the suburbs when you aren’t getting stoned or pregnant or abortioned.

Wowie zowie this blog entry got sad and cynical fast! That’s what she said! Me said it!

Hopefully they’ll be more entries coming soon!  But don’t hope too hard!  Just hope a medium amount!

Sometimes I maintain a fashion blog.