motherphokingburgers:

Daily Grace’s Meaty Dessert Cries (The Remix)

The original: here

Ingredients:

Package of Frozen Sweet Potato Fries….the original recipe calls for regular potato fries.

Chocolate something Ice Cream

Bacon (soy or not)…the original recipes calls for Chorizo (vegan or not)…but I opted out for the Bacon

Some Brown Sugar

Nutella Sauce

1/3c of Milk

1/2c of Nutella

Directions:

For the fries, follow the directions on the bag.

For the Bacon, chop some up and crispen them in a pan. You can do this as the fries are baking in the oven.

For the Nutella sauce, in a small pot and at medium heat, warm up the milk until it’s hot to the touch. Then at a low heat, start adding spoonfuls of Nutella inside and stir it around until it becomes liquified. Do this until all the Nutella is added and the sauce is thickened. When it’s done, put it off to the side so it doesn’t burn.

When the fries are finished in the oven, bring them out and place them onto your favorite plate. Sprinkles some brown sugar on top and add a scoop of ice cream. Since the original recipe calls for melted chocolate, I thought it was only fitting to use chocolate ice cream.

Drizzle the Nutella sauce on top and add the crispy bacon on top.

Eat with a fork and make sure to get some of the ice cream, bacon bits, and fries all in one bite.

If you have Bailey’s Irish Cream….take shots in between a bite or two….

The end!

pennykitchen:

If there is a reason you are not, or can not, have sex- then you can make this, and eat this, and you will be ok… but easy does it my friends, this cake is but a makeshift dam for the flood that is your desire to bang bang bang. Use in a state of emergency- Like Perfume. When you are out of vodka.

I wiki’d icebox cake so, here: The back-of-the-box recipe on Nabisco Famous Chocolate Wafers indicates that the wafers are stacked to form a log with whipped cream cementing them together, and then the log is laid on its side. A second log is formed and the two are set side-by-side and more whipped cream covers the exterior. The cake is then left overnight in the refrigerator (or “icebox”). The wafers absorb moisture from the whipped cream and the whole can be served in slices. The dessert is usually served by cutting it into slices at a 45-degree angle, so bands of chocolate and cream are visible across each slice. The traditional wafers are the Nabisco Famous Chocolate Wafers, but they can be hard to find so other cookies are often substituted……WHICH I DID! I USED OREOS AND GRAHAM CRACKERS MOTHER FUCKERS!! I KNOW! DO ME! WOOO! - This is partially what makes this icebox cake sluttier than your grandma(s’ version of the icebox cake.) This is the done up, best tranny on your block, of icebox cakes-all the bells and whistles; the heels, the lipstick, the jewels, the extra long hair extentions, the falsies, and the falsies, even a mother fucking toe ring. UH, YEAH, WHAT.

Here are my insides….

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pennykitchen:

If I knew this was roofied, I’d still eat it.

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pennykitchen:

This is easy. Just like you. And just like me.

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pennykitchen:

Join the cuddle puddle that is this mousse. I’ve buried myself at the bottom and I’m not coming back.

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